The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
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I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
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lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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