I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
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