Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
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Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
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GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
I supernannyed him into submission
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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