You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
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Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
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Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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