Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
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he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
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No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
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