dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
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yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
I don't deserve a penis
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
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The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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