note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
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I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
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Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
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