no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
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so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
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You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
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