It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
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Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
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Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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