I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
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He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
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The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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