Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
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and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
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Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
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