We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
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No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
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I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
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