Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
I just realized I use Twitter to keep of track of when I get drunk.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
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He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
He left his own bachelor party to bring me weed. Then smoked with me. Tell me I'm not his favorite-ex-friends-with-benefits.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
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She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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