True but thats because hes a fetus.
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
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His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
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Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
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