Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
Randomize