In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
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No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
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Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
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