I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
Pregnant stripper...not hot.
I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
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how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
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Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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