bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
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Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
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Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
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