I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
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His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
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You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
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