I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
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