how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
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i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
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literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
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