My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
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his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
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Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
look, im sorry that i yelled at your little brother, threw my car keys at him and smashed a stale cookie with a pool cue, but i swear to god i didn't poop on the floor. it was one of your dogs.
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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