Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
forgot a fork. i am eating fettucini alfredo with a comb that i rinsed off the the bathroom sink. eating alone in my car. life doesn't get any sadder than this
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
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cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
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At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
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