no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
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She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
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Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
Panties = found
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
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