Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
Note to self: when drunk try to remember that ctrl, alt and dance doesnt exist on a keyboard.
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
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Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
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It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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