Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
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Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
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Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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