Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
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we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
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just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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