I just saw a hobo shake a payphone until it spat out a bunch of quarters. what a champ.
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
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yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
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It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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