He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
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I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
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well in DOG beers, i've only had one
That was an excessively violent trivia night
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
My vagina is very pro this idea
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
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