id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
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That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
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I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
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