I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
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I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
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I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
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