We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
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He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
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Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
You've changed since you got that strap on
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
no dude he sent me cemetery flowers, i know it. they are half dried out roses in the shape of a cross, seriously. and he is not religious. so he robbed a freaking grave site for me. am i like an accessory to grave robbing now??
damnit this is what you get for dating guys with neck tattoos
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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