he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
Sorry about the voicemail last night, people in hostel thought getting the clap from cheating on me wasn't enough and you hearing a 6 foot 5 Swedish dude bang the shit out of me was needed.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
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Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
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tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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