How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
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the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
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He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
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