so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
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was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
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I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
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