I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
grandma shit on top of the toilet
I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
I had new employee orientation at the YMCA today. I showed up with a hangover, a black eye, scratches down my arm, and a sore throat from puking gin and keystone.
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i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
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Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
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