I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
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I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
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I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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