Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
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EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
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I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
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