dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
textsfromlastnight.com keeps rejecting me
that alone proves you never get laid, nor have a life.. or have anything funny to contribute to the world.
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
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i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
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I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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