Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
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You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
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It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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