Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
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you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
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Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
And then he peed in my hair
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