we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
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This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
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I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
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