yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
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I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
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You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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