Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
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He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
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I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
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