We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
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This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
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I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
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