we're chasing vodka with high fives
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
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You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
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Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
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