no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
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Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
An there's a little girl across the bar eating Mac n cheese... #1 she won't stop looking at me. Boo bitch I'm drinking alone. #2 I'm about to tackle her ass for that Mac n cheese.
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
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