I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
i woke up with a grocery list signed by "the people who ate all your shit while you were passed out"
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
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