im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
The bar is so dead the tender gave us free shots for staying. They mixed 2pac and phil collins. That's worth at least three shots.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
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Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
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she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
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