My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
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Seriously? Do you have me saved in your phone as 'check every 3 months to see if she's single yet'?
I just got an email from a bridal website with the subject "Countdown to your Wedding Day"... is 11AM too early to drink the rest of the wine we have?
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
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I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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