found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
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you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
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Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
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