He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
I managed to convince my mom that my hickey was a birth mark I have always had. She cried for an hour about being a terrible mother for never noticing it.
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
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He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
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His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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